Movies of 2014

List of 2014 movies I’ve seen from worst to best (click posters for trailers)

The Bottom 10

Disastrous Movies

120 –

Leprechaun: Origins

119 –

Nurse 3D

118 –

Ouija

117 –

V/H/S Viral

116 –

Annabelle

115 –

A Haunted House 2

Unbearable Movies

114 –

Devil’s Due

113 –

Tusk

112 –

The Quiet Ones

111 –

Deliver Us From Evil

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Movies of 2013

List of 2013 movies I’ve seen from worst to best (click posters for trailers)

The Bottom 10

Bad Movies

94 – Rapture-Palooza

Rapture-Palooza Sad to see such a good actress like Anna Kendrick in such a bad movie… although, she was also in the Twilight Movies.

93 – After Earth

After Earth There was a time when Shyamalan movies were great but then failure after failure, bad movie after bad movie, we have After Earth a badly written movie, with an extremely slow story, bad cgi unlikable characters, annoying accents, and bad acting (especially Jaden Smith who apparently wont get any work unless his father is involved)

92 – The Starving Games

Movie 43 Looks like every movie by Friedberg and Seltzer is worst than it’s predecessor, which is made even worst by the fact that they practically use the same jokes in all of them, Starving Games is an unfunny, unoriginal, extremely short movie, that would be best not to watch.

91 – Movie 43

Movie 43 What is Movie 43? A movie you shouldn’t watch, you would think having this much talent involved would make at least a decent film… you couldn’t be more wrong.

90 – Texas Chainsaw 3D

Texas Chainsaw 3D Rarely is a movie with “3D” in the title a good movie, bad acting. bad dialogue, ridiculous story.

89 – Scary MoVie

Scary MoVie Why didn’t they stop at 3? At least 4 was watchable, besides it felt weird having a Scary Movie without Ana Faris and Regina Hall.

88 – Only God Forgives

Only God Forgives A painfully slow and infuriating dull movie, with an uninteresting story, uninteresting characters, filled with mundane activities and slow-motion that make the movie longer than it should be (the movie is around 90 mins long), the only redeeming quality of the movie is that it’s shot beautifully.

87 – A Haunted House

A Haunted House A failed parody movie that tried so hard to be a Scary Movie, but at least it was better than Scary MoVie.

86 – Paranoia

Paranoia A generic, cliched & boring movie, with an uninteresting story, weak script and weak acting from most of the cast.

85 – The Canyons

The Canyons A movie that tried to be artsy and edgy but failed miserably and ended up looking like some bad soap opera.

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Movies of 2012

List of 2012 movies I’ve seen from worst to best, click the posters for the trailers

The Bottom 10

Bad Movies

97 – Piranha 3DD

Piranha 3DD

96 – ATM

ATM

95 – Silent  Hill: Revelation 3D

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

94 – [REC]³: Genesis

[REC]³: Genesis

93 – The Apparition

The Apparition

92 – Chernobyl Diaries

Chernobyl Diaries

91 – Joyful Noise

Joyful Noise

90 – Red Dawn

Red Dawn

89 – House at the End of the Street

House at the End of the Street

88 – The Possession
The Possession
 

Movies of 2011

This is a list of the 2011 movies I saw… (Click posters to be redirected to the trailers)

The Bottom 10

(Bad Movies)

49-Hostel: Part III (Theater Release: December 27)

 

48-Conan The Barbarian (August 19)

47-The Roommate (February 4)

46-Quarantine 2: Terminal (August 2, DVD only)

45-Red Riding Hood (March 11)

44-Beastly (March 4)

(Not so bad movies)

 43-Sucker Punch (March 25)

42-Final Destination 5 (August 12)

41-No Strings Attached (January 21)

40- The Green Hornet (January 14)

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